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Asshat Of The Week

from 31 Flavours Volume 5 - Albatross by Chris Combs

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In New York City
on 42 and 9
There's an intersection
that gives the hardest time

four lanes both ways
and fickle lights
sometimes I wonder
how I cross with my life


Now I'm always careful
looking left and right
up and down and all around
for the changing light

but tonight I witnessed
something I've never seen
traffic more horrific
than in all my frightening dreams

I heard a roaring engine
I looked left to see
a car driving backwards
headed right for me

Congratulations
You're the Asshat of the Week
Congratulations
Asshat of the Week


I stood out of the way
watching in disbelief
Surely Allen Funt is filming
just across the street

But it wasn't funny
and the car kept coming
finally slowed to a stop
and was pulled over by a cop


what you did was stupid
somebody could be hurt
Not to mention you ran a redlight
while driving in reverse

I hope they take your license
and end your stupid streak
and I really hope a bigger asshat
doesn't come around next week

Congratulations
You're the Asshat of the Week
Congratulations
Asshat of the Week
Congratulations
Asshat of the Week

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from 31 Flavours Volume 5 - Albatross, released August 31, 2010

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